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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Stop Apologizing for Your Boner. In MS PAINT.

This is a totally true story. Happened about a year or so ago. Everything turned out okay for me. The medical technician? Wounded for life. Read on....



















5 comments:

  1. i like the ballz that just pops out of the slit.

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  2. You are absolutely killin' me. Outstanding work.
    Mrs LL

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  3. I lol'd.

    Meursizzle

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  4. Wow.. a bit behind in posting on this thread, but I had the same experience at almost the same time. Trip to the ER that resulted in a "test" on my balls that would up being little more than a $10,000 dollar handjob that my insurance could thankfully afford.

    First, I got shot in the arm with opiates. Next came the trip to the ultrasound, where a not bad looking and quite accommodating girl slid my gown over, handed me a hand towel to cover the shaft. She liberally and carefully applied the gel, then spent what felt like (may have been more) about 20 minutes slowly passing the ultrasound across my nuts-from the bottom to the top, side to side.

    I spent the whole time thinking about baseball and my grandma, but by the time she starting glancing against the shaft it was over. That towel got launched off like a rocket. Sadly, that was the best sexual experience of my life and I didn't even get a happy ending.

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