"Ask A Black Man" (illustrated by a white one)

I was asked to provide illustrations to a very informative thread on Shaggybevo entitled "Ask a Black Man." Normally I'm all about comedy but you'll find none of that here, my friends. I provide this illustrative summary in an effort to educate and enlighten...to help unify the races with a bridge of understanding and tolerance.

And if any of you have any complaints, I have a few black friends, so this is okay.