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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Happy New Year! Now Let's Touch Tips.


  1. I'm not into you in a gay way, so I don't really want to touch tips. But if you want, we can get 'em hard and stand belly to belly in order to see who's bigger? Just wanna compare, that's all. Like if mine presses your pelvis and yours only reaches my sack, then I win. What's wrong with that?

  2. Hi Uncle Ethan.

    While I'm certainly flattered by your offer, like most other people, I already have an uncle just like you. So I will politely decline. Plus, I'm positive I'd lose.


  3. The pink one is bigger than the brown one. When does that actually happen?

    Also, the brown one is wearing a hat. You know that "jimmy hats" don't fit brown dicks.