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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

EABOD and DIAF: Lessons to Live By

Want to talk sports?
Want a laugh?
Want to get molested by a dude who then goes on to fake his own death?

Consider joining Shaggy. Bring your A game.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

3 Key Elements to Comedic Immortality

If I'm one thing, it's a scholar. So naturally I'm always analyzing my surroundings in an attempt to find the lowest common denominator--to truly understand how things work. I'm proud to say I've now done this for all things comedy. In a way I know this will ruin it for some people: they will now know why they find things funny. I've also conducted weeks of research in libraries with tall columns on the front of them. My findings in various thick books I've flipped through verify my findings. Comedy can be boiled down to 3 key elements. And here they are for you. For free.

Comedy without any of the three elements:

Everyone's a critic. But add in any of the following and enjoy instant success:

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Stop Apologizing for Your Boner. In MS PAINT.

This is a totally true story. Happened about a year or so ago. Everything turned out okay for me. The medical technician? Wounded for life. Read on....

 Rejected THIS Fucking T-Shirt Design

I worked really hard on it too. It details that perfect mustache you see on some dudes. The kind that just barely pushes beyond the top lip. The kind that is perfect for dusting off cock just prior to fellatio. But NO, is too good for this t-shirt.