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Monday, November 29, 2010

Longhorn Football Season in Review: Please Euthanize

Here's to the offseason. Thank you for being there for us after this terrible terrible season. Good Riddance.

Full Thread Here: Kevorkian.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Paging Dr. Greenthumb

Don't be like Thujone.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

How A Group of Strangers Got a Dude a Hooker

Hey everyone! Go over to The Mainboard and check out my illustrated summary of what I'd call a truly altruistic act by the collective: getting a dude a hooker. Good people still exist folks, and magic does happen. Warms my heart.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Baylor? Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

No, Thujone. You're not kidding you. You're alma mater is in the shitter, being taken down by Bible Aggy.