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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Account for your Jizz, Man.

When engaging in self-appreciation, always follow post-solocoitus rules:

1. Delete History
2. Clean up.
3. Surveil again. Clean up.

The following happened to an acquaintance of mine. He gave his blessing to post the story. I'm sure he won't regret it.





























5 comments:

  1. Why would you put anything in your mouth that you scratched off a laptop? Did she think it was cinnamon roll icing or something? Who the fuck does that?

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  2. I think its because she's a risk taker. That can be a good attribute in a businessperson. It also means she's in unclean woman. I'm okay with this.

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  3. I like how she KNEW what stuff on laptap tasted like.

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  4. Your friend's hotel room resembles the Tennessee Titans' personnel department.

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