Hahaa. I think you were being generous in the junk region. Otherwise, bravo.
Most excellent work. The next to last panel could have easily been the last, aggie standing by the road with his dick in his hand is a perfect and lasting metaphor.
And lo, it shall be forever written in the Book of Life - the the Bear cast down the aggy who thinks he is the beast, and is not, yet still thinks he is, and doomed to hold his pencil dick before the world for all time.
Aaaaand you're already famous, thanks to Twitter and Big XII message boards. Bra-freaking-vo. Cyclone fans send a hearty handshake your way.
Where is Ole Miss?
Ole Miss probably out in the front yard burnin' a cross to warm hisself by.
You, Sir are a fucking GENIUS!!