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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Account for your Jizz, Man.

When engaging in self-appreciation, always follow post-solocoitus rules:

1. Delete History
2. Clean up.
3. Surveil again. Clean up.

The following happened to an acquaintance of mine. He gave his blessing to post the story. I'm sure he won't regret it.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Fat Lady Perfume.

People are more like dogs than you might think. Generally speaking, the sense of smell for a dog is the primary means of communication and identification whereas visual clues tend to be more important for people. This doesn't mean that we humans are completely inept in the smell department.

I contend that there are two smells that we know automatically. They are inherent in our nature....sort of a "Platonic Smell" type of thing. Those two smells are:

1. Stripper smell
2. Fat lady perfume.

Tell me I'm wrong. Just try.

I was standing in the elevator bank this morning in my building and I smelled fat lady perfume. Did I see her? No. Am I 100% sure the smell came from a fat lady? Hell yes.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Dreamweaving. Aggie to the SEC.

They really, really, really want to go to the SEC. So much so that the Texas A&M Student Body passed a bill (non-binding on the university of course) advocating a move to the SEC. I'm all for it.

A link to the Aggie student body bill.

I felt inspired.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Oklahoma Eating a Dick: The Shirt

So we already have these at the merch store, but Cafe Press doesn't have burnt orange shirts. You want one? Email Thujone at $15 bucks, shipping included.