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Monday, November 21, 2011

Texas v. Aggy. It's the Final Countdown.

And oh shit. Get Your t-shirts.


Saturday, November 19, 2011

College Football Final: Mark May Kisses Penises

You know. I hate fucking Mark May. His sanctimony and pretentiousness are inversely proportional to his actual analytical ability. So now I tune him out. So I'm sitting there and I'm just hating his fucking guts. Then I realized something. About his mouth. He has what seems (no homo) to be the perfect mouth for just pecking kisses on dicks. Fucking penis kisser.

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Friday, November 11, 2011


Sometimes words can't describe. That's why we have MS PAINT.

Thursday, November 3, 2011


Two of our least literate states are set to clash in the single most important event for them this year. Children will go without Christmas presents 'cause dad wanted a brand new set of Croakies to go tailgating in. Just speaking the truth.

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