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Iowa State Fan Trolls Aggy; Illustration by P&R

2012-02-12T01:05:00.004-06:00

Way to go Iowa State, you got the win and you made sure Aggy knows exactly what their teeth look like! Tonight we all EAT THE CORN OF VICTORY!

Adventures in Mac n' Chee

2012-02-04T13:52:00.005-06:00

Yeah.

Prevail and Ride's Opinions do Not Reflect the Opinions of Prevail and Ride

2012-01-31T10:49:00.003-06:00

A Message of Peace From Kim Jong Un

2012-01-19T11:18:00.001-06:00

Prevail and Ride Opposes SOPA

2012-01-18T11:38:00.000-06:00

And offers the following analysis in support:

Cue Merril Hoge Boner

2012-01-17T12:17:00.001-06:00

Craig James Did What to Five Hookers?

2012-01-12T21:39:00.005-06:00

Photographic evidence? You be the judge. Oh- vote in poll on the right.

Some of You Penn State Guys, Geez

2012-01-04T10:20:00.006-06:00

You know, it's shocking to see these guys still defending their school's actions in the wake of perhaps the largest kid-rape coverup since...well, whenever the last Catholic rape scandal occurred. Look at this from the Ticket City Bowl on Monday:

Anyway, legendary Texas sports board Shaggybevo sent an "operative" to the Bowl game featuring Penn State dressed as Pedo Bear. All awesomeness ensued and an epic thread was made epic-er as reactions came in.

One of the predictable responses to the Pedo Bear incident was the misinterpretation of the prank by Pennsylvania homers who still live in 1993 and get their email (if at all) through Eudora. Check the thread for their reactions, but this is how I see it playing out.

Again, the thread is here.

2011 Texas Season In Reviewlol

2012-01-01T21:36:00.003-06:00

Whelp. Better'n last year.

Mark May Calls the Beef O'Brady Bowl

2011-12-22T10:29:00.004-06:00

We got the in-booth visual. (Courtesy of Jame Gumb at Shaggybevo):

Kansas Updates Coaching Web Profiles/Replenishes Towel Supply

2011-12-09T10:35:00.001-06:00

Texas v. Aggy. It's the Final Countdown.

2011-11-21T14:16:00.003-06:00

And oh shit. Get Your t-shirts.

LINK.

College Football Final: Mark May Kisses Penises

2011-11-19T12:24:00.005-06:00

You know. I hate fucking Mark May. His sanctimony and pretentiousness are inversely proportional to his actual analytical ability. So now I tune him out. So I'm sitting there and I'm just hating his fucking guts. Then I realized something. About his mouth. He has what seems (no homo) to be the perfect mouth for just pecking kisses on dicks. Fucking penis kisser.

And for anyone needing a new avatar:

PED STATE

2011-11-11T15:41:00.003-06:00

Sometimes words can't describe. That's why we have MS PAINT.

LSU-BAMA PREVIEW

2011-11-03T13:59:00.003-05:00

Two of our least literate states are set to clash in the single most important event for them this year. Children will go without Christmas presents 'cause dad wanted a brand new set of Croakies to go tailgating in. Just speaking the truth.

Find more ms paint previews at GOTCUP.

A few thoughts on baseball/World Series.

2011-10-20T08:01:00.004-05:00

More of this stuff at GOTCUP.

It's Texas-OU Weekend, So A Word of Warning

2011-10-06T08:00:00.001-05:00

Stoops on the prowl yo.

TX/OU MS PAINT THREAD OF DOMINANCE

2011-10-01T21:43:00.005-05:00

It's a yearly tradition. Full thread at Shaggybevo. Do yeeself a favor and check it out. Prevail & Ride's contribution below.

OU: Going it Alone

2011-09-22T15:06:00.004-05:00

Baylor Presents: Messin' With Aggy

2011-09-21T23:43:00.005-05:00

Part 1 of Our 119 Part Series: Better Know Your School's (new) Logo

2011-09-18T22:41:00.003-05:00

We're redesigning them to make them more intimidating and, ahem, accurate. Here's the first one. Auburn:

Why Should You Follow P&R on Twitter?

2011-09-16T15:43:00.003-05:00

Why follow P&R on the Twitter? Because sometimes we have promotions like the one we did today where followers named different items and I recreated them using only dicks. FOR FREE.

Dick-based Rolls Royce:

Dick-based Statue of Liberty:

Dick-based Eiffel Tower:

Dick-based Nick Saban, Bear Bryant and Harvey Updyke:

Dick-based Michael Irvin Wearing a Fur Coat Whilst Headed to Court:

All She Wants to do is Dance!

2011-09-07T13:57:00.003-05:00

Twitter and the Blogosphere are alive with news that Texas A&M's SEC move is within reach. Aggie is reportedly pulling out all the stops to make it happen. We've obtained photo evidence.

If You're Baylor and You Know It...

2011-09-03T12:23:00.002-05:00

...Clap your hands.

Conference Realignmentpocalypse Part 17

2011-09-01T17:55:00.003-05:00

Conference Realignment Update Soon

2011-08-30T22:22:00.003-05:00

I'm curled up on my couch, just watching the shit go down. Can't hold off much longer.

U of Miami: How you do College Football.

2011-08-17T11:30:00.004-05:00

These guys are good at what they do. Damn.

Sunday Aggie Sunday

2011-08-14T21:42:00.003-05:00

CFB Offseason in MS PAINT - Dateline: Aggy

2011-08-14T19:15:00.008-05:00

CFB Offseason Review - IN MS PAINT

2011-08-10T23:47:00.007-05:00

T-Shirts available here: PREVAIL AND RIDE MERCH.

Don't get it? Well then you apparently aren't a huge internet sports nerd.

Holgerson.

Les Miles.

Taint Forcier.

Chizik.

Tigerettes.

Muschamp.

Gideon's Target

2011-08-05T10:49:00.006-05:00

As we approach the season, I've started daydreaming about the things I've missed about CFB, and in particular my Longhorns. Last season we sucked harder than Lindsay Lohan does when trading bj's for a bump of dust. I have therefore tried to focus on the things that made me just sit back and laugh whilst muttering "fuck it" as I watched the Longhorns implode game after game. And the guy who made me hate-laugh the most was our (now)Senior "Coach on the Field" Blake Gideon.

This is the guy who almost killed our best defensive back AJ Williams last season and constantly taunted the other team after making late hit after late hit. The NCAA invented a new penalty just for Blake: Targeting.

As we celebrate Blake's last season as a Longhorn, let's take a look back at him in our first MS Paint Retrospective (which consists of three MS Paint panels including him-you may note a theme).

Prevail and Ride Off Season Review: One Month Hence

2011-07-18T21:32:00.002-05:00

Anyone else tired of following the Willie Lyles / NCAA circle jerk? MS PAINT Off Season Review is one month away. To prepare, I suggest the following regimen:

1. You're gonna need a length of rope.

2. Plastic bag.

3. Hamster

You do the math. Repeat until the end of August.

F the Offseason

2011-06-28T11:24:00.002-05:00

NBA Finals Analysis

2011-06-10T10:04:00.004-05:00

Let's just skip to the fourth quarter of any given game, shall we?

Ahem.

2011-06-02T13:44:00.002-05:00

Per Big 10 homer request (not tOSU). Available in the Prevail and Ride Merch Store, dur.

Tresselball.

2011-06-01T18:50:00.009-05:00

Integrity. Baby Jebus. Statesmanship. Major NCAA violations and Disgrace. Tresselball.

(Explanation)

Oh, and I'm told shirts are now available in the merch store. Boom.

The Bratwurst Still Works. Well, at least it did ten years ago.

2011-05-20T15:11:00.005-05:00

Official OBL Death Photo Just Released

2011-05-05T11:44:00.003-05:00

When the White House asked us to host the official Osama Bin Laden death photo, we were like: "No way. Are you guys serious?" And they were all: "Yes."

So--we're patriots here at P&R. Warning, below image is of a graphic nature and contains dildos.

Give Your Lady a Classy Gift

2011-04-29T14:18:00.002-05:00

Prevail and Ride Merch.

Account for your Jizz, Man.

2011-04-19T11:09:00.003-05:00

When engaging in self-appreciation, always follow post-solocoitus rules:

1. Delete History
2. Clean up.
3. Surveil again. Clean up.

The following happened to an acquaintance of mine. He gave his blessing to post the story. I'm sure he won't regret it.

Fat Lady Perfume.

2011-04-13T12:42:00.004-05:00

People are more like dogs than you might think. Generally speaking, the sense of smell for a dog is the primary means of communication and identification whereas visual clues tend to be more important for people. This doesn't mean that we humans are completely inept in the smell department.

I contend that there are two smells that we know automatically. They are inherent in our nature....sort of a "Platonic Smell" type of thing. Those two smells are:

1. Stripper smell
2. Fat lady perfume.

Tell me I'm wrong. Just try.

I was standing in the elevator bank this morning in my building and I smelled fat lady perfume. Did I see her? No. Am I 100% sure the smell came from a fat lady? Hell yes.

Dreamweaving. Aggie to the SEC.

2011-04-10T23:24:00.003-05:00

They really, really, really want to go to the SEC. So much so that the Texas A&M Student Body passed a bill (non-binding on the university of course) advocating a move to the SEC. I'm all for it.

A link to the Aggie student body bill.

I felt inspired.

Oklahoma Eating a Dick: The Shirt

2011-04-07T14:16:00.003-05:00

So we already have these at the merch store, but Cafe Press doesn't have burnt orange shirts. You want one? Email Thujone at prevailandride@hotmail.com. $15 bucks, shipping included.

Winning.

2011-03-06T00:54:00.003-06:00

Our world through the eyes of Charlie Sheen.

Search Term Update: I'm Starting to Worry.

2011-02-26T10:29:00.008-06:00

As I stated in this post last December, Blogger allows you to see the search terms people used to find your website. Apparently, "Christmas Anger" was just the start. Here are some updated terms that you can use to find us here at Prevail and Ride.

"Justin Bieber Boner"

"Facebook Whores"

"I am a guy fuck my ass"

"eabod and diaf"

"made out with tranny"

"butthurt"

"wizard of ass finger cuffs"

"fucking soccers"

"Fucking soccers" has got to be my favorite. It is likely a reference to this thread.

Please feel free to add a comment if one of these was you. And let me both thank and congratulate you ahead of time.

DICKS ON YOUR FACE(book)

2011-02-22T15:06:00.002-06:00

Thujone ready to terrorize the facebook. Go give a thumbs up!

Prevail and Ride on the facebook.

The State of Oklahoma Eating a Pink Penis

2011-02-15T22:44:00.002-06:00

Calendar of Emotions as Experienced by Longhorn Football Fans

2011-02-13T01:58:00.003-06:00

The last year, from the loss in the National Championship game until the present has been a roller coaster of emotions inside of my feelings. Regardless of your favorite team, we've all been there. I hope you understand. And empathize.

Getting To Know Your Fellow Aggie Fans

2011-02-03T21:20:00.003-06:00

1. This is an aggie tailgate.

Thus concludeth the lesson.

Super Bowl Media Week. Normally Boring.

2011-01-30T22:04:00.007-06:00

Take a Gander Right here in My Twitter

2011-01-28T11:21:00.003-06:00

As If I wasn't already enough of an attention whore, I've just set up a twitter account where I'll post links to new ms paints as they are birthed out of my mangina.

Thujone's Twitter.

Clash of the Titans

2011-01-27T23:45:00.003-06:00

The Era of the Ivory (Eiffel) Tower

2011-01-21T11:41:00.005-06:00

Thank you, NCAA, for being there and willing when we need someone to go finger-cuffs on.

Oh and all Prevail and Ride Merch, including the below shirt, is available here: MERCH.

Texas Coaching Search Part II-The Sequel

2011-01-08T11:49:00.009-06:00

It's been almost a month of pure Hell since we lost Coach Boom. But things are looking up and Muschamp just hired King Hippo (Fupa), so joke's on him? We'll see.

Related T-Shirts can be found here: Prevail and Ride Store.

The Art of War: How Bob Stoops Took Texas From the Rear

2011-01-03T23:23:00.002-06:00

By the brilliant guys at Barking Carnival and Recruitocosm.

Oh, and it's illustrated!

Happy New Year! Now Let's Touch Tips.

2010-12-30T19:38:00.003-06:00

Christmas Anger

2010-12-21T20:39:00.005-06:00

Blogger allows you to view the search terms used to find your blog. Most of them are as follows "ms paint" "thujone ms paint" "prevail and ride" "ms paint guy" etc.

I was happy to see that the search terms "Christmas Anger" will also get you to Prevail and Ride. I typed it in and went a few pages into google and didn't get far before giving up. But there are 14,400,000 results. Gotta be one of em.

So here's to you, Guy Who Tried to Find Prevail and Ride by Googling "Christmas Anger" And Made It Here. I hope it was worth it, bro.

TEXAS COACHING SEARCH SHIT CARNIVAL

2010-12-18T22:05:00.005-06:00

Prevail and Ride Merch. Better Than a Fucking Tie.

2010-12-04T21:12:00.004-06:00

Prevail and Ride Store-Click here!

Think about how excited your loved one would be to receive one of these bad boys:

A t-shirt commemorating the three toughest teams in the Big XII:

A t-shirt of a boner, eating another boner, while wearing an ass-hat:

UT-Pimp Stuff:

Les Miles showing you how he gets to the stadium:

Racially Sensitive Outer Wear:

Crucified Baylor Bear on ladies undies:

And tons of shit making fun of OU, Aggy and Dan Hawkins.

www.cafepress.com/prevailandride

I Always Keep My Word

2010-12-03T22:33:00.002-06:00

Greg Davis not officially fired/reassigned by 5:00pm today. So, I had to do what I had to do.

Happy Holidays From Prevail and Ride!

2010-12-03T10:42:00.002-06:00

Mack: Hire a New Offensive Coordinator or the Fatty Gets It.

2010-12-02T13:38:00.004-06:00

I kidnapped Greg Davis. I'm gonna shoot him. This is an actual photo. You've got until Friday at 5:00pm, Mack.

Goddamit.

Longhorn Football Season in Review: Please Euthanize

2010-11-29T10:57:00.005-06:00

Here's to the offseason. Thank you for being there for us after this terrible terrible season. Good Riddance.

Full Thread Here: Kevorkian.

Paging Dr. Greenthumb

2010-11-18T11:50:00.004-06:00

Don't be like Thujone.

How A Group of Strangers Got a Dude a Hooker

2010-11-11T10:41:00.003-06:00

Hey everyone! Go over to The Mainboard and check out my illustrated summary of what I'd call a truly altruistic act by the collective: getting a dude a hooker. Good people still exist folks, and magic does happen. Warms my heart.

Baylor? Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

2010-11-01T09:59:00.004-05:00

No, Thujone. You're not kidding you. You're alma mater is in the shitter, being taken down by Bible Aggy.

What About Brett Faaaaavveerrrra?

2010-10-27T21:41:00.003-05:00

Greg Davis: Residing in the Basement of Offensive Playcalling Since the Last Century

2010-10-23T13:04:00.004-05:00

Nebraska Crapshirts

2010-10-21T11:24:00.002-05:00

Sometimes the epicness of a game is overshadowed by the epictitude of the pregame. Actually, this is most often the case as I've experienced it. Oh, and epictitude. It's a word I just invented. You may use it.

The Tao of Les Miles-IN MS PAINT

2010-10-14T10:26:00.004-05:00

Some call him the space cowboy. I just call Les Miles.

Dooooooooooooooooooooomed!!!!

2010-10-11T17:19:00.004-05:00

There's only one way for us to guarantee a win against Nebraska on Saturday: to admit that we have no chance.

Jeff Fisher Deconstructed

2010-10-10T17:29:00.001-05:00

A Proud Tradition of Suck (The History of Oklahoma)

2010-09-27T21:36:00.004-05:00

Like I've said before: if you need a thumbnail sketch of something that would take a long time to learn with "books" or "school," just come on over to Prevail and Ride. We're like the Cliff's Notes of life. Except we add more dicks.

Much more solid gold regarding the suckitude of Oklahoma and the "University" thereof at Shaggybevo.

Important Analysis of The University of Oklahoma

2010-09-07T16:27:00.002-05:00

Holy Crapola. T-Shirts.

2010-09-01T17:10:00.008-05:00

That's heartfelt. It really is. I love you guys. All 40...wait...42 of you!!!!!

Click here. It's a link. You know that since it's like, blue.

2010 College Football Preview...In MS PAINT

2010-08-31T11:11:00.003-05:00

Here's my season preview. When you need hard-hitting college football analysis, you come to Prevail & Ride.

Suck it, ESPN.

Remember That Time You Made Out With that Tranny?

2010-08-03T14:22:00.005-05:00

Some of your best memories you will barely remember.

There's an epicly epic thread going down on Shaggy right now. Don't know who started it, but what a genius! Below is my contribution.

It's Perfectly Natural. Right?

2010-07-26T12:48:00.007-05:00

Or so we're taught. Unless you're my mother, who while I was in high school told me to make sure that in my semi-annual trip to the confession booth I divulged my serial masturbational habits. I fucking didn't. I figured why tell the priest something God already knows. Plus, when one considers the events involving priests that have come to light in the years since then, I think we can all agree I made the right call.

So the first thing one needs to learn in college is the schedule of one's roommate. That way you know when it's safe to unlock the porn vault.

If you get caught rubbing one out, the obvious first inclination is to grab the nearest thing to you in order to cover your bits. My guitar did not achieve it's desired task.

Original thread, plus about 1000 versions of other people's worst sexual experiences in ms paint can be found here.

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

2010-07-22T16:19:00.003-05:00

If you don't know the story, it made fucking Good Morning America, so go back into your cave and rub one out. Summary below.

"Ask A Black Man" (illustrated by a white one)

2010-07-19T17:49:00.004-05:00

I was asked to provide illustrations to a very informative thread on Shaggybevo entitled "Ask a Black Man." Normally I'm all about comedy but you'll find none of that here, my friends. I provide this illustrative summary in an effort to educate and enlighten...to help unify the races with a bridge of understanding and tolerance.

And if any of you have any complaints, I have a few black friends, so this is okay.

Facebook Whores: Stop With the Kissy Face Already.

2010-07-12T16:08:00.003-05:00

In case you chicks didn't know it already, everyone who sees your spray-tanned and glittered photos already knows you're a good time and that you probably don't even mind going raw dog with a club douche so long as you get to ride in his Fiero. You don't need to add Kissy Face to send this message. We got it.

Husker Don't.

2010-07-08T16:30:00.003-05:00

So Nebraska fans all have their corn-based panties in a wad about Texas. They'll tell you it's cause "Texas forced us to leave the Big XII" or "Texas Stole the Big XII Championship from us!" My hypothesis is that Texas' total ownage of Nebraska for more than a decade has them a bit miffed. TOTAL OWNAGE.

Nebraska just put out this video which is all about how they are going to "RED OUT THE WORLD" this October when they play Texas. The "world," really? Video here, but my summary should suffice.

I Learned Something In Philadelphia!

2010-07-07T16:02:00.003-05:00

Droppin' MS Paint Bombs on the Intertronics

2010-07-01T15:15:00.003-05:00

So I was referred to another awesome sports board over at Clutchfans. They have an awesome miscellaneous board. Well some kid comes in and starts talking about all the hos he bangs and stuff. It balloons to over 70 pages in a day. It warranted an MS Paint Summary.

Stay MS Painty, my friends.

EABOD and DIAF: Lessons to Live By

2010-06-29T10:14:00.005-05:00

Want to talk sports?
Want a laugh?
Want to get molested by a dude who then goes on to fake his own death?

Consider joining Shaggy. Bring your A game.

3 Key Elements to Comedic Immortality

2010-06-24T15:07:00.006-05:00

If I'm one thing, it's a scholar. So naturally I'm always analyzing my surroundings in an attempt to find the lowest common denominator--to truly understand how things work. I'm proud to say I've now done this for all things comedy. In a way I know this will ruin it for some people: they will now know why they find things funny. I've also conducted weeks of research in libraries with tall columns on the front of them. My findings in various thick books I've flipped through verify my findings. Comedy can be boiled down to 3 key elements. And here they are for you. For free.

Comedy without any of the three elements:

Everyone's a critic. But add in any of the following and enjoy instant success:

Goals.

2010-06-23T15:34:00.004-05:00

Stop Apologizing for Your Boner. In MS PAINT.

2010-06-22T22:14:00.005-05:00

This is a totally true story. Happened about a year or so ago. Everything turned out okay for me. The medical technician? Wounded for life. Read on....

Threadless.com Rejected THIS Fucking T-Shirt Design

2010-06-22T10:20:00.002-05:00

I worked really hard on it too. It details that perfect mustache you see on some dudes. The kind that just barely pushes beyond the top lip. The kind that is perfect for dusting off cock just prior to fellatio. But NO, threadless.com is too good for this t-shirt.

Fucking Soccer. MS PAINT.

2010-06-21T23:52:00.004-05:00

Haley Barbour in MS PAINT

2010-06-21T22:22:00.001-05:00

Michelle Bachmann in MS PAINT

2010-06-21T21:57:00.003-05:00

Conference Realignment Skull Fuck in MS PAINT

2010-06-21T21:02:00.003-05:00

BP Oil Spill in MS PAINT

2010-06-21T17:19:00.036-05:00

Everything reported here is true.

Current Events That Will Fuck Your Face

2010-06-21T13:27:00.005-05:00

How's that for a by-line? Anyone? Anyone?

This site is dedicated to America. Thusly and henceforth, all of my posts will be written only in MS PAINT, guaranteeing that the news is accessible to all since words will be kept to a minimum. I've said to much already. Let the games begin.

My Bad Fan MNC Experience-In MS PAINT

2010-01-13T08:50:00.007-06:00

An oldie but a goodie. Originally posted on www.shaggybevo.com. Also, related merch available at Prevail and Ride in Cafe Press . What follows below is my experience at the 2010 National Championship game between my University of Texas Longhorns and The Alabama Clowndicks--er, Crimson Tide:

I've been sitting on this for a week now and it's just eating at me so I'm going to talk about it. Last week at the game I had a confrontation with a fellow longhorn fan. Never have I wanted to kill someone as badly as I wanted to kill this guy. He caused me to miss almost the entire first quarter. I am going to tell the story in MS Paint. Everything you see is absolutely true.

So I'm sitting in the Texas Endzone (Section 25 row 49, seat 1-next to the aisle). On the row behind me, starting off of my left shoulder and going to my left were Dad, kid, kid, mom. It looked something like this:

The trouble started after our first defensive stand. We were thrilled that we stopped BAma and so we went bonkers.

As you can see, I got excited and a little of my beer splashed out of my cup. I was admittedly drunk. So he goes fucking berzerk because apparently a little of my beer splashed on him.

I apologized profusely--i hate when that happens to me. But then he added that I was "In his way" and he couldn't see the field because I was standing on TOP of the bleacher and not on the ground. Now, everyone else in the whole place that I saw was standing on top of their seat. Nevertheless, I could not have been blocking his view. This diagram demonstrates that.

Not only does he accuse me of being in HIS way, but also his KIDS' way. His kids were at least 3-5 feet to my left. I am not the size of Mark Mangino. I'm 5'8" 175 lbs. I'm a pixie. So he's all rude and cursing and shit because I won't step off of the bleacher. I finally hit my wits end and respond accordingly.

Then I realize this is one of those guys who probably beats his wife. Because as we're arguing, his wife is all:

Then he's like "Okay. I'll be right back." Now I know he's off to get security because he's a little bitch and just wants to be a tough guy. So I hand my beer off, because the guy with the beer always gets in trouble, whether you caused it or not. So one of my buds takes it. Then security guy comes up.

The guy is like "did you refuse to step off the bleachers when this man asked you to?" ANd I say "Yes, because I'm not in his way and I have a right to stand on the bleachers." He says "No you don't." And I say, well, are you going to make the other 90+ thousand people stand off the bleachers? NOTE: at this point, I'm no longer standing on the bleacher. I just want to watch the fucking game. He doesn't like my last comment so he radios the fucking cops.

So THREE cops show up. Turns out only one was there to deal with me, the other two were there to deal with this guy, my personal hero:

So that dude sees the cops and basically goes "Okay, okay, I had a good run. I'm going to jail." He was barely able to stand up. Love it.

So the cop asks me if I told the guy to fuck off.

He tells me he's going to throw me out if I do anything else to this poor man and his family. I explain that he dropped more f-bombs, profanity, whatever than anyone else and he basically says "Look, he has kids, you lose."

Now, at this point I'm pretty pissed that this guy is ruining the game for me and my friends. So whenever the cop isn't looking, I start antagonizing the dickhead fan by mouthing things like "Why don't you eat my ass" and "Fuck yourself in the mouth." He goes apoplectic.

I weakly try to tell the cop something about the 1st Amendment and he's all

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So. Bottom line. This Texas fan...who just wanted to be a hot head fuck and pick a fight, cost me and my friends almost 25% of the game. We missed Colt going out and all that shit.

The full thread, with the miraculous appearance of the UT Pimp can be found here.